J. Heitsch epub P is for POOPs: A rhyming ABC children's book about POOPING animals

This is a book about POOP! Yes, POOP. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about Poop, and making you and your loved ones laugh about POOP.  Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like POOP is stinky. We hope you think this book STINKS in all the right ways. What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked! We've POOPS which smell, splat, and zip, Poops that make a thunder, Poops that upset your nose and even ones without any drama! This book is all about the unique ways animals poop. It's fascinating, really!!! We've animals from Australia, Africa, and even Madagascar! We've animals from the east and animals from the west; animals from near and animals from far! We've animals which fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even a unicorn! Some animals are from rivers; some live in trees!  Just buy the book and you - you will see; just buy the book - just buy it, please! Worried, we've skipped a letter or your favorite animal? I don't think so! We've   A for Armadillo B for Beaver C for Cat D for Dog E for Elephant F for Fly G for Green Bump Parrot Fish H for Hippo I for Ibex J for Jerboas K for Komodo Dragon L for Llama M for Mandrills N for Narwhal O for Owl P for penguin Q for Quoll R for Rhino S for Sloth T for Turkey Vulture  U for Unicorn V for Vampire bats W for Wombat X for X-Ray Tetra Y for Yellowjacket  Z for Zorillas  If your kids love poop humor as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library. - Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It Other titles you might also enjoy F is for FART ( Picture Book) F is for FART (Coloring Book Fis for fart (Handwriting Activity Book) A is for Aviation (Picture Book) A is for Aviation (Handwriting Activity Book)