Wallace Gustafson epub I Was Normal Then I Got Hit By A Car (White Hard Cover)

"I Was Normal Then I Got Hit By A Car" is a fully illustrated, funny coffee table book that looks at life in a bizarre, and sometimes head-scratching way. Filled with more than 80 original illustrations from dumb dad humor, the book tries to answer questions like "if rain were able to write checks, what would they be for" and "can catfish be catfished" While created from dumb dad humor, the book can be for anyone with a funny sense of humor -- that person in your life that is constantly making dumb jokes. This book solves a major problem - what to buy for your spouse, partner, or dad when they have everything and want nothing. The book cover has a clean design, interesting title and cover artwork, and classic cover colors. Guaranteed to look great sitting on a coffee table or desk in your home or office. For the "humor impaired" there's even an index at the back of the book that explains every illustration included.Available in a premium hard-cover edition or an economical soft-cover edition, there's a version of the book for every budget. This book makes a great holiday gift, birthday present, white elephant gift, stocking stuffer and more.